'Tan' Update!

If you have read my previous post I had a little rant about my stupid mission to save the pennies by using a three pound fake tan! (St Moriz) From the picture you may notice it didn't go too well...

SO, after three long soaks in the bath and scrubbing my self with Lemon Juice, Polish Remover and Flash Fabreeze (The pink one mmm) AND the bath as it was just ORANGE, I can now say proudly, with my head held high... it failed. Seriously I should write to St Tropez, they need some tips from St Moriz cos this stuff sticks!!! If it wasn't orange I'd love it haha.

Most of my face & body is OK - ish now and quite a nice colour, however my hands still resemble an umpalumpas back end and they are also extremely shiny as odd as that maybe be. Bad times :/... I have to go into town in the morning too for my Mum a hair dye!! Gonna say my prayers and pray for snow in the morning so I can wear a nice thick pair of gloves!!

I may try their mouse next month when this has (hopefully) worn off, I will be prepared with gloves!!! I don't like tanning mits, I find they just wipe it straight back off and soak up most of the product, so I best get stocked up on the latex hadn't I ladies! :D

I may post pictures of the current state tomorrow.

Much Love,

Umpah.

xxx <3 xxx

Oh Pooo! :/

Literally! I look like a floaty ploppy in the loo!

Serious fake tan FAIL!

I've always used StTropez & Loved it however cash is strapped at the moment so I thought I would try out an alternative...

ST MORITZ! Arghh.

I got the spray tan in 'fair to medium' as I've seen people on Facebook talking about their tan and that they are about to 'stmoritz' their bods so I thought it may be good? So far NOT so good! I can't really complain for three pounds and it may look OK after another bath but up to now I wouldn't be seen dead in public looking like someone who's painted herself with dulux.

Also... as I sprayed it on my body it was like water it just ran everywhere so I had to try and catch it and rub it in! It also went all over my mothers lovely cream bathroom so I've spent ages scrubbing it with flash and even that hasn't budged it from my hands.. nor has the lemon aha!!!!

Least its good for a laugh. Something I'm in much need of after the weekend/start to the week I have had!!

I'll keep you posted on my mission to de orangalize myself!!

Oh dear! I can't help but laugh ahhaha.